i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Come see our sink grown plant.
she peed on how many people?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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