so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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