Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
ttyl tear gas
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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