If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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