: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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