His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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