So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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