idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
why do cheetos always look like penises
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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