It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
pray to the hookup gods
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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