worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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