OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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