whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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