Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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