Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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