How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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