She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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