How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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