I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
