it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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