Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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