I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You took a bar mat shot.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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