I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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