oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Come share oat with me in your robe
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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