3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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