But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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