The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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