called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
