id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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