You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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