White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
