So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
dude. I can hear the air.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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