Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why did my mother make you get naked?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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