fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My penis needs a shock collar
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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