dude i'm inner monologue high
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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