Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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