I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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