I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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