is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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