:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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