Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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