i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Randomize
