: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Are these your boobs on my camera?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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