My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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