did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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