I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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