How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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