I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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