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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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