He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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