Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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