we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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