I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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